Dear Vickey...

I have a stranger in my bed and not sure what to do about it.. I know I wasn'r drunk when I went to bed but some how there they are... What should I do? Oh and can you get pregnant by a spider?

Sign 8 legged lover

Dear Vickey,

I'm sooo upset, I don't know what to do. My BF is a wonderfull guy. He's kind and sweet and I believe he's the most honest guy I've evr known. He's always giving me little gifts like pretty little panties that he likes to see me in and always calling me just to see how I am and how much longer till I get home to him. Plus he's soooo HOT that I just can't keep my hands off him. It drives him crazy, my touching him all the time. Well, two nights ago I came home from work and he was in my bed with another woman. He claims he wasn't doing anything with her. He says they were just laying there talking and NOT touching. That I touch him sooo much that he just wanted to lay there with a woman and not be touched at all just to see what it was like. He says that if I didn't touch him so much that he would not have had to do this and that if I don't stop touching so much that he is going to leave me. I couldn't bare it if I drove him to leave but he's sooo hot, how do I keep my hands off him?

Any advise you can give me would be wonderfull, thank you.

Girl in a  touchy situation

 dear vickey,

I'm thinking prison time is worth me strangling the crap out of someone right now!  what's your opinion???

sincerely,

irritated

 Dear 8 legged lover;

First of all you start out by saying that you woke up with "A" stranger in your bed...and then you said "there THEY are." Me thinks you should remember if you had one or many had you not had that last shot of tequilla!

As for getting pregnant by a spider...since you are seeing more than one in your bed this AM...I'd be careful if I were you. I hear spiders can lay up to 300 eggs! My thinks you are about to be a busy Momma!

Quoting dana63:

Dear Vickey...

I have a stranger in my bed and not sure what to do about it.. I know I wasn'r drunk when I went to bed but some how there they are... What should I do? Oh and can you get pregnant by a spider?

Sign 8 legged lover

 Dear touchy!

If I were you I'd touch him alright. I'd give him a good smacker on his whacker! Also...if he wants to lay next to a "woman" he should have called YOU...and not some fly by hussy!

Quoting missvickey:

Dear Vickey,

I'm sooo upset, I don't know what to do. My BF is a wonderfull guy. He's kind and sweet and I believe he's the most honest guy I've evr known. He's always giving me little gifts like pretty little panties that he likes to see me in and always calling me just to see how I am and how much longer till I get home to him. Plus he's soooo HOT that I just can't keep my hands off him. It drives him crazy, my touching him all the time. Well, two nights ago I came home from work and he was in my bed with another woman. He claims he wasn't doing anything with her. He says they were just laying there talking and NOT touching. That I touch him sooo much that he just wanted to lay there with a woman and not be touched at all just to see what it was like. He says that if I didn't touch him so much that he would not have had to do this and that if I don't stop touching so much that he is going to leave me. I couldn't bare it if I drove him to leave but he's sooo hot, how do I keep my hands off him?

Any advise you can give me would be wonderfull, thank you.

Girl in a  touchy situation

 Dear Vickey,

I was wondering is duct taping a person to the wall a bad thing?

You see my BF and I were talking and well let's just say it got heated. He didn't think I would duct tape him to the wall so I did.. I used the pretty pink and Hello Kitty duct tape and now he is mad because he said it is too girlie..YOU'RE IN A DUCT TAPE PRISON DUDE GET OVER IT!! is what I said to him..Was that wrong?

So what is the grace time for duct taping your BF to a wall? Gee I hope we still get married.. HEHE..

Duct taping Queen of the world..

 Dear irritated;

If this is your opinion....who am I to dicker with that one! Go for it! I'll bail ya out in the AM!

Quoting LFosterfarm:

 dear vickey,

I'm thinking prison time is worth me strangling the crap out of someone right now!  what's your opinion???

sincerely,

irritated

 Dear DT Queen of the world;

Duct taping can never be a bad thing! I hear you can tape up a hole in a car to pass inspection...or cover fist mark in a wall when you accidently miss hitting your s/o! The way I see it...the taper has the right to choose which color and style fits the scene....(giggling here....) OH the possibilities! You go Momma. BTW...was this before or after you had sex with the spider? Oh...and did you make him watch while he was duct taped?

Quoting dana63:

 Dear Vickey,

I was wondering is duct taping a person to the wall a bad thing?

You see my BF and I were talking and well let's just say it got heated. He didn't think I would duct tape him to the wall so I did.. I used the pretty pink and Hello Kitty duct tape and now he is mad because he said it is too girlie..YOU'RE IN A DUCT TAPE PRISON DUDE GET OVER IT!! is what I said to him..Was that wrong?

So what is the grace time for duct taping your BF to a wall? Gee I hope we still get married.. HEHE..

Duct taping Queen of the world..

 SWEET!!!!

Quoting VTHaven:

 Dear irritated;

If this is your opinion....who am I to dicker with that one! Go for it! I'll bail ya out in the AM!

Quoting LFosterfarm:

 dear vickey,

I'm thinking prison time is worth me strangling the crap out of someone right now!  what's your opinion???

sincerely,

irritated

 

Dear Vickey,

I have a 38K bust. My family says to get a reduction but my BF says have them enlarged. Who should I listen to?

Bustin' out