- I Stole The "Mother Of The Year" Award!
- Posted by Robe739IsBack
on 4/15/12 at 2:08pm (5 likes) -
Because Lord knows i'll never actually EARN it. -_-
Kaylee (3yo DD) was outside with me as I pulled weeds from my flower garden.
Our conversation went as follows:
*her digging in the dirt*
Me: "Hey pooper, whatcha doing over there?"
Her: "Tryin to kill these punk-ass bigs!"
O_O <~~~~ my face.
Me: "Kaylee Lynn! Watch your mouth!"
Her: "I can't! I'm watchin these damn bugs!"
-_- <~~~ my face.
***I choose to ignore her, thinking this is a ploy for attention, since she CLEARLY knows these are naughty words.
*my phone rings*
Me: "Hey, Kaylee, daddy's on the phone."
Her: "Lemme talk to that guy!" (Walking towards me with a "I mean BUSINESS" look on her face).
^_^ <~~~ my face.
*On the phone with daddy*
Him: "Whatcha doin, baby?"
Her: "I'm doin works in mamas flower garden."
Him: "Oh! That's fun!"
Her: "No, not fun for me. I'm the only one killin these bugs! Mom's just picking out all the flowers!" (Referring to the dandy-lions I had pulled out)
:-/ <~~~ my face.
Me: "Kaylee, these are weeds."
Her: "MOM! I'M ON THE PHONE!"
(Literally facepalms me, to hush me)
O_o <~~~ my face.
Her: "DAD! I need a hundred bucks!"
Him: *giggle* "For what?"
Her: "So I can put flowers in this flower garden! I need to buy flowers at the store."
Him: "I have no money."
Her: "Then what you doin at work?"
(In her "captain obvious" voice)
Him: *laughter*
So, she gets off the phone with daddy & we come inside. I sit her in the recliner....
Me: (with my camera ready) "So Kaylee, why did *I* do all the work in the flower garden? You didn't help me!"
Her: (with the facial expression of the above pic) "MOM! You picked your flowers OUT & didn't put them back in! That's NOT WORK! Daddy's not workin cuz he has no moneys! Workin is killin them bugs! *I* was workin! NOT YOU! NOT DADDY!"
-_- *hangs head in shame*
Kaylee~ 1 point.
Mama & daddy ~ ZERO!
Replies (1-10 of 53)
- Posted by TempestRayne
on 4/15/12 at 2:11pm (2 likes)Bahahahahaha. Your kiddo is awesome. - Posted by Dinimon
on 4/15/12 at 2:11pmLmao awesome! Our dd grabbed my purse one night at like 10 and said "I gotta go work, u be good!" She's 2 - Posted by LyTe684
on 4/15/12 at 2:11pmLol! - Posted by Robe739IsBack
on 4/15/12 at 2:12pm*hump* :D - Posted by kaygarcia97
on 4/15/12 at 2:12pm (1 like)Oh my gosh honey thats hysterical as hell. She is a gorgeous little girl, she reminds me of my daughter. Shes three. She zinged me the other day. I saw a slice of half eaten toast on the floor
Me:. El? Whose toastis on the floor?
Ella:.not.yours!!
well played tiny tot - Posted by wilesmomma
on 4/15/12 at 2:13pmLol that's too funny and cute! - Posted by MacensMommy228
on 4/15/12 at 2:13pmSo cute!!! - Posted by jayde08
on 4/15/12 at 2:13pmThat's awesome - Posted by proudmommy690
on 4/15/12 at 2:13pmahahaahaha thats so cute! shes a doll! - Posted by proudmommy690
on 4/15/12 at 2:14pm (1 like)lol cute!
Quoting kaygarcia97:
Oh my gosh honey thats hysterical as hell. She is a gorgeous little girl, she reminds me of my daughter. Shes three. She zinged me the other day. I saw a slice of half eaten toast on the floor
Me:. El? Whose toastis on the floor?
Ella:.not.yours!!
well played tiny tot