I'm a waitress and I spilled water on a kid on purpose

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I'm a waitress and I spilled water on a kid on purpose
Posted by Anonymous
on 3/12/12 at 9:18am (33 likes)
Last night I did it. I pretend tripped near this kid and dumped water on him on purpose. This little fucker and his siblings were up down and all around the restaurant so I had my tray in hand with a glass of water. I held on to the glass while it was still on the tray and as I walked by the 3 year old wandering aimlessly in the center isle I pretended not to see him and "tripped". Water splashed everywhere on this kid and I could not have been more satisfied. I apologized profusly and said I'm so sorry I didn't see him I thought he was in his seat. Omg that was the most satisfying retaliation by a waitress in my entire career. Befor you jump my shit know I had complete control of the glass at all times and at no time was that child at risk. I hopefully taught them a lesson because normally that is hot food and plates in my hand.

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Posted by Mare1180
on 3/12/12 at 9:21am (18 likes)

"This little fucker" wow lol.

I personally would have spilled it on the parents lol
Posted by Anonymous
on 3/12/12 at 9:23am (5 likes)

I dumped a large soda on someone from a drive thru window once because they threw food at me and were swearing at me. Sometimes it just happens that people piss other people off. Those parents should have been controling their children though so they didnt get hurt or hurt anyone else.
Posted by Aslen
on 3/12/12 at 9:23am

^5! What did the parents say?
Posted by Joyce23
on 3/12/12 at 9:23am

lol
Posted by mom-x-2
on 3/12/12 at 9:23am (14 likes)

omg as a fellow waitress, you are my hero. There is nothing more annoying than dodging unruly kids when carrying heavy trays full of hot food. People should realize how dangerous it is for their kids to be running around. How did the parents react? They should be thankful it was water and not coffee or soup. Hopefully a lesson was taught here.
Posted by Azzura
on 3/12/12 at 9:23am

Lol. Did it do any good?
Posted by Anonymous
on 3/12/12 at 9:24am (37 likes)

And you would have had a fight on your hands if that were my child.
Posted by Anonymous
on 3/12/12 at 9:24am

Weliwaki wasn't he first time they got out of their seats all night. I feigned like I was the stupidest waitress in dummy land. Hahaha they were indifferent

Quoting Aslen:

^5! What did the parents say?
Posted by i.heart.nerds
on 3/12/12 at 9:25am (23 likes)

You are a jerk. I wish you would lose your job.
Posted by Anonymous
on 3/12/12 at 9:26am (21 likes)

So your telling me your kid who was up out of their chair wandering the main center isle below waist level and clearly not visible who appears
To be the cause of tripping a waitress is fight worthy?

Quoting Anonymous:

And you would have had a fight on your hands if that were my child.